Saturday, March 20, 2010

#25 - BAD BOYS

Plot: Will Smith and Martin Lawrence star in this hard-hitting exposé of the ongoing incompetence of the Los Angeles police department.
Why is this a contender for Best Movi
e. Ever?
I've made no secrets towards my gushing love for Michael Bay in the past, and while I still think his best films are ahead of him, that should in no way smear his past work. Bad Boys is the movie where people officially took notice of him as a filmmaker that deals with issues and not just pyrotechnics (though he still does the latter like noone else). Bay stretches his vision out here; what is essentially a buddy cop movie becomes an alarming look at the lack of ability, training and comic timing of the average LA police officer. At times, it is uncomely viewing - Bay doesn't hold back in depicting Smith's Matt Lowery and Lawrence's Marcus Burnett as the most incapable and unprofessional men of law in recent times - to the point that it begins to feel overly defamatory and embellished. But you should never forget that this is a movie after all, and hiring comedians fresh from their own sitcoms to be the lead actors, Bay must have known the scathing commentary would come through extra potent. Tea Leoni's independent damsel adds a slight distraction from the heavy stuff, and Tchéky Karyo's is one of the best of Michael Bay's staple villains with a European accent. Rest assured though, this is a Michael Bay film. If all you want is slick gunplay, explosions and pan-shots of sunsets, needless to say it still delivers that too.
Best scene:
The back-and-forths of the lead actors that play out like Abbott and Costello routines, had Abbott and Costello written sexist, self-obsessed, homophobic, borderline dyslexic routines.

Bad Boys. A title with a thousand meanings.

Thursday, March 4, 2010

#24 - MAMMA MIA!

Plot: An airy, yet wholly sinister examination of a family crisis revolving around a wedding on a Greek island. The film also raises various questions destined to be answered in the sequel.
Why is this a contender for Best Movie. Ever?
This is a movie that falls into the category of being so weird that its good. And make no mistake, this is a weird film. First we have the overly optimistic veneer that plasters the entire movie, emphasising saccharine performances and syrupy cinematography of the Greek locales to the maximum. Even though you can never shake the feeling that it's all a bit tongue in cheek, there's also one more element that distinguishes this film from any other. The cast all seem to suffer random schizophrenic episodes that take the form of recitations of ABBA lyrics in unison. If it sounds bizarre, that's because it is. And a lot of people just won't be able to grasp such an unconventional approach to otherwise overtly conventional material. But part of the fun of this movie is trying to figure out why these characters weave in and out of possession. And why ABBA? Are ABBA involved in this conspiracy? Could it be the work of aliens? Well, for anyone who has seen the Mamma Mia 2 stageshow, as I have, you'll know the delirious singing is a result of a brain-scrambling radio transmission emitting from a long-lost Russian nuclear submarine wrecked just off the coast of the island the movie is set on, though that is never indicated in this movie. And for those who have seen the Mamma Mia 2 stageshow and are expecting this film to be similar, just know that the first Mamma Mia! has fewer character deaths, fewer giant action set pieces and far fewer nuclear explosions, but it does serve as a fairly strange, yet necessary prelude to the sequel. At the very least, Mamma Mia! is suspense writing done to perfection. It just feels a little naked and offbeat without all the added dimensions of its inevitable companion piece, the currently-in-production film adaptation of Mamma Mia 2, titled Mamma M.I.A. (or Mamma Mia: Dead Tide as it will be called in some European territories). The full cast from the first movie have reportedly signed on.
Best scene:
All eyes should be on Pierce Brosnan, whose mind is warped to the level of utter incoherence amidst the fluttering chords of 'SOS'. How he was overlooked by the Academy, I will never begin to fathom.

One question remains, how do ABBA fit into all of this?